Dr. PhOprah

Ok this is a real blog and not a cut and paste.

I suck. Today sucks. SOMETHING SUCKS. I dream some weird dream, wake up at NOON for 5 days in a row because I'm doing temp assignments and I'm currently "inbetween assignments". Seriously, Temping sucks. I get 3 or 4 months of work and then 1 or 2 with no work. That may work for some people, but not me. Or my bills.

My Days are Blurring together. I'm starting to watch SOAP OPERAS.  I'm starting to Care that so and so is going to find out they are the real mother of so and so even though so and so thought... and don't even get me started on Oprah! Oh God... Dr. Phil. Monster.com is returning crap results. Theres no Jobs in Seattle. Dr. PhOprah Ain't helpin'.

So what else can I do with my time? I invented a filtration system for my one gallon guppy bowl because nothing like it exists in the petstore. but that exitement is over. its working great. nothing to do except watch... it Filter. And seriously, I've scientifically oberved it... filtering. With keen interest... Flow patterns... strength... are my ghost shrimp getting sucked into it... well, watching the animals is nice.

A friend who I never hear from is taking her desk back so now I'm going to build one and stain some interesting patterens in the wood with coffee grounds... if that works.  If you hear about that trick being used Know that I Invented it. "hey we should walk around the lake, we never do that anymore, lets act like friends again... and by the way what I really want is that desk I've been storing in your room for a year now... I'm just trying to be polite about taking it back even though it is mine and such and act is totally unnecessary and I should've been a friend before I needed the desk back". Well I'm bitching about nothing like Seinfeld only not funny. I'm going to watch my avacado plant grow, build a desk or take a shower or something...

Hey... that was my 1st real blog!  Something else to keep me busy...

Cavutto on
That's pretty cool that you invented a filter for your guppy.  What is a guppy anyways?  I always kind of assumed it was just a generic name for a little fish or something.  Anyways, I hope it continues to...filter.
Fleur on

GH- I'm proud of you, and I can see your cute little face as you bitch ramble so I think it's funny.  Oh, by the by, if I'm gonna quite swearing, you better too.  Just because it's easier for me if you don't swear because when i quote you I don't want to have to go bleep-bleep inbleepin all the time.  'cause you swear like a sailor, although I've never seen a sailor swear, Swearin' Sailors, that should be a cool group or something.

Muahahaha!  I just ramble-commented!

natanism on
Look this way, I am a swearing sailor, particullarly because whenever I go sailing the wind dies, kinda like in the movie Tommy Boy, but a bigger vessel!
greyyhawkk on
Aye Cavutto, a guppy is actually a specific type of  fish:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guppy
http://hometown.aol.com/nefganews/images/guppy%20strains.jpg

Mine are almost pure orange with a less fancy tail....

TMGI
Too Much Guppy Information:

"After giving [Live] birth, the female is ready for conception within a few hours. If a male does not mate with the female soon after birth, the female can use stored sperm from the previous mating. For people breeding their own guppies, be aware that the adults will eat their young if they are hungry..."  ...well if you can poppem' out like that whats it hurt to eat a few?

greyyhawkk
35 years old
SEATTLE, WA
United States
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